BOB'S MUSIC PLAYER
By: Jeanie C. Riley
Well the note said Mrs. Johnson you're wearing your dresses way too high.
Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon.
Well there's Bobby Taylor sitting there and seven times he's asked me for a date
Well Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'cause he stayed too long at Kelley's Bar again.
No I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way.
The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA!
(*) Requested by Alex! Thank you for your request, Alex!
HARPER VALLEY, P.T.A.(*)
I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife.
Who had a teen age daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High.
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play.
and she said Mama got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA.
It's reported you've been drinking and a running round with men and going wild.
And we don't believe you aught a be a bringing up your little girl this way.
And it was signed by the secretary, Harper Valley PTA.
And they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini skirt into the room.
And as she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say.
She said, "I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Velley PTA."
And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use alot of ice whenever he's away.
And Mr. Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her widow shades all pulled completely down?
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin.
And then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit.
Well, this is just a little Payton Place and you're all
Harper Valley hipocrites!
The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA!